Called the suicide hotline

Said I had my .40 cal loaded at my head and was prepared to end myself if they didn't speak dirty to me. Worked in less than three tries (the first two were guys). She was a Christian girl named Becca. At one point she said, "...Um... I'm giving you a ...handjob." So awkward. Came in no time, haha.

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