info & resume

This site serves as a creative hobby and a showcase for my hypothetical talents.


Dwight in America is a nuanced episode.

Writing samples

I don't write anymore.


Scumbag in Search of Honest Work


I am not popular enough to be asked questions.


Chicago, IL

I am nothing, a warm, forgotten Capri-Sun in the desert, waiting for another lost spirit to stumble upon me. Because you're a gem in the rough to anyone more broken than you. That's optimism. It's all about perspective. Water is preferable to gold in the right context. One is essential, the other is a shiny object.